I have no idea if this is going to work or not but we’re busy creating the audio book version of Every Word You Cannot Say – I’d like you to be in it. I just need you to record the words, “Here. Here. Here.” on your phone (in a quiet place) and send the audio to email@example.com
P.S. The deadline is Tuesday 5 February 2019, and it’s obligatory that I say: you’re granting me permission to use the audio recording by sending it to me.
I hope we get to do this and I hope I hear from you soon,
Iain S. Thomas