why do we have to use plastic knives and forks?
Because a long time ago,
some bad men used metal knives
to hurt some people on a plane.
could you see the blood? could you see bones?
sometimes if you cut someone
so bad you can see their skeleton
Yes there was blood
and now we are not allowed metal knives inside airports.
did they go to jail
Who?
the people who cut the other people
Yes.
what were their names
I don’t remember.
were their names one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten, eleven, twelve?
Yes, those were their names.
– Iain S. Thomas
Here at last, we shall be free. 
This was odd but good 🙂